TERRIFYING EXPERIENCE: HELP

Miguel:hey

Miguel:how are you doing?

Andrew:wut

Andrew:draining like a faucet

Miguel:am in serious mess right now

Andrew:whats goin on

Miguel:am stuck in London

Miguel:Got mugged at gun point

Andrew:wtf are you talking about

Andrew:did they rob you with a blunderbuss? handguns are banned in the UK unless you're a cop

Miguel:am dead serious

Miguel:mate

Andrew:so, you're dead after being mugged. and you're chatting online. that's *exactly* what I'd be doing after being mugged

Andrew:hacked my friend's AIM account, have you?

Miguel is now offline.

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