My name is Andrew Schmidt
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Your dad kept it crisp in bow ties before you did and he can still tie a knot so fresh that it would choke the smoke out of your throat to prove it. He was an office 007 with the fashional fortitude to pull off a neck dressing so bold with preconceived notions that most men would look like pocket protected poon repellers. But not your dad, each elegant tangle of his collar fixing further cemented his place in the dapper upper crust of the GQ elite.
So hipsters, next time you’re watching a Youtube video on “how to tie a bow tie” while cursing furiously at how difficult this Rubik’s Cube of fashion accessories is to solve, remember this…
You’ll always be as genuine as a clip on.
